know any unemployed freedom-fighters?

I've just seen the following ad posted on a website. If you know anyone who fits the description - please let me know.

Does anyone know what these people are talking about?

Keep it simple, just like Lewis Hamilton at the first corner.

Will

Writer required.

Must have a life time's experience of religion, politics and philosophy, including; exploitation, censorship, blacklisting, commercialism, death threats and jumping through hoops.
A comprehensive knowledge of capitalism, Thatcherism, the cold war and Labour movement would be advantageous. As would an awareness of the Middle East conflict.
Experience of state terror, propaganda, war or freedom fighting essential.
An understanding of the global situation, good communication skills and
vision for the future a benefit, as is commitment, poverty and a good relationship with god (sic).
Minimum two years experience of theatre and a degree required. Arts Council funding waiting.

have i joined the dark side?

Got myself a gig assessing applications for an organisation that hands out money to young media-makers.

It's all good cuddly stuff. Or it should be...once you've waded through the horrendously complex form.

And yes, I know it's public money, but I end up feeling sorry for the poor sods who have to battle through the form and produce everything in triplicate.

And here are three choice pieces of jargon I've encountered during my new project.

Upskilling - Learning (I think)

Skills Transfer - (That'll be learning again, I think)

Community cohesion and engagement (Ah, that old favourite 'engagement')

So I'm knee-deep in public sector speak at the moment, perhaps I'll secure a positive outcome by integrating myself with the prevailing cultural environment.

Only joking.

Keep it simple, just like Wayne's winner against AC Milan.

Will