touchdown for jargon

Remember Scarborough Borough Council's use of the word "corporateness"? If not, see post - it is a corporate world.

Now pesky Newcastle City Council has been at it.

Private Eye tells me that Kenton's new customer service centre - yes, council tax payers are still customers - features something called a "corporate touchdown space".

The local ward councillor asked what on earth that might mean and was told that it was in fact an...office.

Who dreams this stuff up? Does anyone know what these people are talking about? And why are we paying their wages?

Remember keep it simple.

Will